"Saranora," and allthose goodbye things, baby. WebWatch more:Gilbert Gottfried solves a murder mystery at Disney World: https://youtu.be/URuNJvtlGT0Gilbert Gottfrieds Dead Pet Turtle: Whoo-whoo! O'Malley: Oh, how sweet. Buzz Lightyear: [Fires his laser, but it only flashes at the mutant toys] I've set my laser from "stun" to "murder". Roquefort: Mm. Georges Hautecourt: Let go of my cane, man! [ Yawns ] Come on, guys, let's go back to bed. "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". because in a joke that's what happens. "Stuffed with chestnuts"? Oh, ooh, ooh! For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. Duchess:[ Sighing ]I don't know what to say. Marie:[offscreen]Mama, may we watch Toulouse paintbefore we startour music lesson? Edgar Balthazar: Oh, they won't find a clueto implicate me. Roquefort: That's it! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Duchess? O'Malley: Aloha. [Reading]"Prime Country Goose a la Provencal. " Sir? Only one comedian could rival the late Bob Sagets take on the classic Aristocrats joke: Gilbert Gottfried, the gravel-throated comedian who reveled in raunch who died at the age of 67. The But, knows where what's at? T. Sean Shannon: Three women of color, they go into this agent's office. Gee! This kitten cat knows where it's at! - What? Now think "goose.". I am really in a great deal of trouble. Fisherman's luck. Abigail: Oh, dear! [The tree branch Pooh is climbing on snaps apart] In their first and only feature-length motion picture. Berlioz: It isn't Beethoven, Mama,but it sure bounces. O'Malley: No, no. To my cats. SUBTITULOS ESPAOL Edgar Balthazar: [ Shoes Squeaking ]Frou-Frou, tonight "Operation Catnapper"will be completed. There's no legal system at all in play in a joke. Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. It received publicity when it was used by Gilbert Gottfried during the Friars' Club roast of Hugh Hefner in September 2001. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_aristocrats_144090, https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_aristocrats_quotes_144090. Hello, kittens. The Muppets are hitting the high seas Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video presents from Jim Henson Productions Mark Elliott: And the rowdiest crew ever. O'Malley: You know something? O'Malley:[offscreen]That was justa lucky break for me, baby. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Now, tut-tut, Edgar. WebThe Aristocrats" is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians and dates back to the vaudeville era. Blow [offscreen] some of that sweet stuff my way. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:You know, Georges, if Edgarhad only known about the will,I'm sure he neverwould have left. But I don't remember what was so "bad." Why, that's terrible! Jillette and Provenza tell dirty jokes. Duchess: Oh, Thomas! Portions of this script are copyrighted by walt disney company and are used without permission. Choo-choo-choo,choo-choo. O'Malley:[offscreen]Move! Cheer up. This little guy's on the level. Beau Weaver: Here are special previews of the next Disney animated masterpieces coming to theaters. We chased four motorcarsand a bicycle and a scooter. I mean it's surprising they haven't that they're not all in jail! Madame isexpecting you, sir. And don't worry. Georges Hautecourt: [ Singing ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de-ay[ Humming ]Oh. Marie: [singing] Doe me sodoe doe so me doeEvery truly culturedmusic student knowsYou must learn your scalesand your arpeggios[Catching A Breath]Bring the music ringingFrom your chestand not your noseWhile you sing your scalesand your arpeggios, Berlioz: [singing] If you're faithful toYour daily practicingYou will find your progressis encouragingDoe me so me doe me so mefa la so it goesWhen you do your scalesand your arpeggios, Duchess andMarie: [Singing]Doe me so doe, doe so me doeDoe me so doedoe so me doeThough at fiirst it seemsas though it doesn't showLike a tree, abilitywill root and grow, Toulouse: Duchess andMarie: lf you're smartyou'll learn by heartWhat every artist knows, Duchess andMarie:You must sing your scales, Edgar Balthazar: Ah, good evening,my little ones. They get the- towait. Uncle Waldo: Girls, it's outrageous! Millions. Aristocats[ Singing ln French ]. [gasps] Not me! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Come along, Duchess. ", T. Sean Shannon: "Well, you can't say that.". Duchess! [Backfiiring Continues][Engine Sputtering,Backfiring][Engine Backfiring]. The comedy stems from the middle section of the joke, where the comedian aims to get a reaction from the audience in spite of the disgusting acts being related. He then describes a Hieronymus Boschlike tableau of torture. He sneaked upbehind me and tailgated me. Scat Cat:Come on, cats! The fun begins now on video! They're eating dinner, and they just finish, and their maid comes in and she clears the plates. Lafayette: [Chuckling nervously] Ow! [Birds Chirping,Rooster Crowing ln Distance], O'Malley: (offscreen) I like a chee-chee-chee-chee-ronyLike they make at homeOr a healthy fishwith a big back boneI'm (appears) Abraham de LacyGiuseppe CaseyThomas O'MalleyO'Malleythe alley catI've gotthat wander lustGotta walk the sceneGotta kick uphighway dustFeel the grassthat's greenGotta strutthem city streetsShowin' off my eclatYeahTellin'my friendsof the social eliteOr some cute catI happen to meetThat I'mAbraham de LacyGiuseppe CaseyThomas O'MalleyO'Malley the alley cat. Uhoh, yes. Edgar Balthazar:Coming, Madame! Kyle?! Old picklepuss Edgar! Edgar Balthazar:[offscreen]Now, my little pesky pets. Please? Brian Cummings: Plus singing and swinging with the frogs. The cat runs to the stable door and locks it. Edgar stabs a mound of hay with a pitchfork. An amazing three-dimensional adventure. As I'm singing, "What'll I Have That I Don't Mario Cantone: Where'd that note go? Abigail:We're not chickens. Now, just a few dunks. Duchess: Now, Marie, darling,don't be frightened. Abigail: Mr. O'Malley, I think youshould be the rear end. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Now, my pets,a little closer together. Victor: Well, that's what you get for sleeping with your mouth open. Duchess: Oh, I'll be so gladwhen we get back home. You eitherare or you're not. Marie: Goody. A few seconds later, Hugo comes to life, spitting a bird's nest out of its mouth]. Mark Elliott: "Aladdin" showed you an entire new world. Mark Elliott: Introducing Pixar and "Disney's Animated Storybook: Toy Story" on CD-ROM. We need a man around the house. (oc) the agent says, holy fuck, not you asshats again. Wish me luck. Here, kitty, kitty,kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Come on. Being British, I wouldhave preferred sherry. Amelia: Sir. I don't mind if I refuse to wish you to sue anyone. Uncle Waldo: [Laughter]Now, now, now, now. Hallelujah! Billy Boss: Ha-ha! Phenomenal. Napoleon: Ow, that's me! Darling, why, that--Why, that's ridiculous. Let's play train. He's beenmarinated in it. The aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. They perform sexual acts on each other that are so depraved anyone with a sense of human decency would call them unspeakable. And for their ta-da, they tell the agent their act is called, The Aristocrats. In the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but then, he said, the punchline didnt work as well cause there was really no contrast., Gottfrieds version of the joke was one of the filthiest in the movie, topped only by Saget because people still pictured him at the time as the family man from Full House. Duchess: Oh, Thomas, that was really brave of you. In The Aristrocrats, Saget stole the show with one of the filthiest jokes ever committed to film. Let's hurry. Duchess: Marie! The aristocrats is a terminal movie. Ow! And come to think of it, O'Malley,you're not a cat, you're a rat. Mark Elliott: And everyone's favorite characters. You don't suppose--. Use your karate chop action! And then my daughter comes on stage. The 100 Best Albums of 2022, But thats a whole other story, he deadpanned. Berlioz: Thank you, Miss Frou-Frou,for letting me ride on your back. Its release marks the completion and end of something, or perhaps several things, though what, exactly, is difficult to determine or Marie: I'll show youif I'm a lady or not. He says, "Wow, that sounds good, what do you call this act?" You know, your country chateau? [Woody and Buzz sword fight with car wash brushes, then at the next mouse click, Woody climbs up a gas tank and tries to body hit Buzz, but Buzz misses him] There are mind-challenging activities. Ow! [Screaming]Yeow! [Screen fades to reveal more clips] Aladdin and Jasmine's dreams are eventually coming true. Marie: And are we reallygonna ride on it? Brian Cummings: Coming this summer, join Kermit and his new friend Billy Bunny in their very first Muppet sing-along video: "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs". Frollo: [Turns Quasimodo to him] You don't know what it's like out there. Sarah Silverman: Joe Franklin loved The Aristocrats. Yeah. [Growling]. We British liketo keep things proper. He rips off his wife's bra. It was my favorite role. What do you call the act?" Duchess: Especially whenhe's marinated! Napoleon: And whoever it isis gonna get it and get it good. O'Malley: Well, uh, you seeI-l'm not exactlyher husband. Frou-Frou grabs Edgar by the jacket. Here we go. Perhaps a magic carpet built for two? We shall fly to Parison a magic carpet,side by side. You've got it! Napoleon: 'Cause I outrank you,that's why. Berlioz: I'll bet it's morethan a thousand. Scat Cat tosses a bucket of water over Edgar's head. Comics Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette are in the fall-over-laughing camp. Maybe you fellon your head. [Dives off the bedpost and bounces off the ball with his helmet]. Get out! Frogs: [singing] There's so much to say, but we have all day. 4:04. They get the baby halfway in so that just his legs are sticking out all kicking and flailing around, and the son takes the mother's shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby's asshole and fucks it while it's still inside the mother, until he cums all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter. Sounds like a gangof swinging hep cats. O'Malley:Yeah, honey. [Screen fades to black and the movie starts], Singer: Which pets' addressis the finest in Paris? Hugh hefner, gilbert gottfried and the filthiest joke ever toldfrom 2005 the documentary 'the aristocrats' directed by paul provenza, penn jillette. All aboard for Paris! You've just rescued Thomas, right? They shriek high-pitched until we fade to the crowd tossing confetti at Quasimodo]. Marie: And Marie. The cat cowers against the wall, shaking in fear. Huh? Brainless lunatic! [The claw grabs an alien and drops him down the hole, but we cut to Buzz Lightyear dancing past the Christmas tree] And plenty of surprises to discover. Woody: [Shakes Buzz's head] You're a toy! Beautiful. These pesky pets of mine will never come back. Naturellement! Stupid cat! Oh, that's thatfamous restaurant. Oh, my gracious! Which I know is kind of an understatement, because youre saying, If you have any sense of human decency, just say, Why didnt the talent agent just stop them in the beginning? Watch your mouth. O'Malley: Well, that's a long way off,so we better get moving. Lafayette:Well, he didn't hurt me. Berlioz? Frou-Frou: Hurry, Roquefort. WebThe joke itself is very simple. It's very niceof you. 2023. Groove it, cat! The cast (in order of appearance) opening song vocals maurice chevalier madame adelaide bonfamille. Now you closeyour eyesand crossyour heart. [The Walt Disney Masterpiece Collection logo appears]. And that's the act. It probes the darkest, sickest places of the comedian. Duchess: [Sighing] I understand perfectly,Monsieur O'Malley, sir. I ain't done nothin'. And this time, ha,you'll never come back. Amelia: What beautiful countryside,Abigail. [Screen fades from black, showing some of the locations from the film]. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [voice]Yes, Georges. Duchess: Marie, darling. You justdon't understand. O'Malley:Hey! Live all the adventure of the movie and more. [We cut to a pencil animation test of Genie turning into a construction worker]. A talent agent is sitting in his office, Gottfried says. [baby begins to cry] Yeah I didn't like it that much myself. Ooh. Toulouse: Is there anything we can do tohelp you,Mr. O'Malley, huh? And the talent agent says, "Sorry, we don't sign family acts. Lafayette: Well, where'smy beddie-bye basket!? She loves us very much. Lafayette:Well, c'est la guerre,Napoleon. Duchess? It relates the story of a family trying to get an agent to book their stage act, which is revealed to be remarkably vulgar and offensive in nature, with the punch line revealing that they incongruously. Duchess:Oh! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:[Madame]Of course we will. Lafayette: I'll see ya in the morning,Napoleon. And each cat has nine lives. Oh, that must be him! Edgar Balthazar: Your favorite dishprepared a very special way. Georges Hautecourt:Adelaide,what's that music? Roquefort:[ Breathing Hard ]No trouble, he said. Edgar, old chap, get used tothe finer things of life. Mark Elliott: Coming to video. Duchess:No, no, no, I like it. Clickety. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. Release date Look, Georges. Marie: Ooh, that would be wonderful, sir! Now I'll never get my hat Plan B. Napoleon: Ooh, whoo, heh. [Clears Throat,Muttering]Aha. Gottfried claimed he was unable to get a direct flight, because "they had to make a stop at the Empire State Building." My grandfather is the jockey, comes in third and paid $2.80! O'Malley: Now look, kids. It's a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats joke (2) VindictivePotato. Duchess: Oh, no, no, no. And then the guy goes, "The Aristocrats." Beau Weaver: And here's what's new from Disney Interactive. Mark Elliott: And take part in the wedding of the century. Andy Richter: [in front of his infant child] I pull up Mommy's dress and I put my wiener in her butt. Now, you want to grow up to be lovely,charming ladies and gentlemen. O'Malley: [Singing]I only got myselfand this big old worldBut I sipthat cup of lifeWith my fingers curledI don't worrywhat road to takeI don't have tothink of that Whatever I takeis the road I makeIt's the road of lifemake no mistakeFor me! [offscreen]Hey! Size nine-and-a-half. Very good. Roquefort:Duchess! Amelia! O'Malley: Well, some humansare like that, Duchess. Nothin'. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: There now, Duchess. She goes, "Well, my sister plays the cello. WebThe Aristocrats is a terminal movie. The more,the merrier. Possibly a reprobate. Whoo-whoo! In the South Park version, Cartman tells the other boys the joke his grandfather told him while at the school bus stop. Ooh, ooh, ooh! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:That's exactlywhat they are, Georges. Duchess: Now, Marie, let's leaveToulouse to his painting. The Aristocrats. 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Amelia: Now listen to this, I am Amelia Gabble,and this is my sister--. Andy's birthday festival's been movedto today. Dig thesefancy wigwams. Startmentioning name, rodent. [ Mumbling ]. ". Edgar Balthazar: [Shoes Squeaking] If I were those mongrels, where would I find my stuff? Oh, where am I? WebAristocrats Joke [OFFENSIVE] Brandon Rogers Brandon Rogers 6.23M subscribers 139K 4.1M views 7 years ago My take on the age-old Aristocrats joke. Beau Weaver: And look for these grand Disney movies to add to your home video collection. Toulouse: Yeah. Duchess: Oh! Edgar Balthazar: Morning, Frou-Frou,my pretty steed. [Singing]I'm kingof the highwayPrince ofthe boulevard, Duke ofthe avant-gardeThe worldis my backyardSo if you'regoin' my wayThat's the roadyou wanna seekCalcutta to Romeor home, sweet homeIn Parismagnifique, you all. Duchess: Well, darlings, l--I just don't know. The alley cats attack Edgar], [Roquefort spins the lock and it opens. I'll saywhen it's the end. [offscreen]Any last words? And I think this young manis very handsome. I mean and waiting waiting for the death penalty! [Snarling,Hissing]. [We see early pencil animations for the song, "Welcome to the Forty Thieves"]. 17:03. We're gonnafly after all! It's from Carmen,isn't it? Peppo:Oh, we didn't mean-a to,to rough a-you, squeaky! [offscreen]They're gone. Afraid,I guessyou know best,and I'm gonnamiss you, baby. O'Malley: All right, step lively! Then the father gets up and says, "And now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11." It begins, traditionally, with a family that auditions for a talent agency. This is reallynot lady like. Roquefort: Duchess, kittens, gone? Fine. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offscreen]Careful, Toulouse! Scat Cat: Likewise, Duchess. Amelia: Oh! Roquefort: [Whispering]So he's the cat-napper! Right? Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Friends. We can bring in people from the past, because we can do that now you know they got those commercials with Humphrey Bogart and all that other bullshit. Georges Hautecourt: [voice] To your cats? Berlioz: I'm coming, Mama. Oh. Hey, Lafayette. Where--And somebody stolemy bumber shoot! Marie: Ladies do not start fights, Buster, but they can finish them. Genie Chorus: [singing] They're eventually getting married at the festivalof Agrabaahhhh!!!! Edgar, come quickly! [Grunting]. The Aristocats! [ Sighing ], Lafayette: Well, shootfire, man. [offscreen]You believe me,don't you? Bye. They're back! Revisit bob sagets take on the aristrocrats, one of the filthiest jokes. A slip of the handand it's off to dreamland. You don't know whether to sh*t or puke in this room. Say "cheese. Hamm: Hey, heads up, everybody. Waldo's our uncle. [offscreen]I've learned to live with 'em. Over a hundred comedians are invited to discuss the joke and the role of taboos in humour. While the son, still with his mother's shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby's tiny little balls. And I'm not a man either. And that was my vacation. What is the Jawi script exactly and why did they stop using it in from www.quora.com. Duchess: You know something,Thomas, your friends arereally delightful. O'Malley: "Swingers." The garbage canswhere common kitties play. Then, presto! This is not a joke, this would go on TV. They're gone! Hurry, hurry! Oh! The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. Lafayette: Oh, cricket bugsdon't wear shoes, man. Now what's the hang-up,your ladyship? Roquefort:H-How about--O' Grady? The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. Elizabeth blair explores the dark world of comedy. Toulouse: Frogs? (The gargoyles burst their heads out from three sides of a window). A family walks in to a talent agency. Edgar Balthazar: Madame, uh-- May I takeyour parcel, Madame? But, anyway, he says, "What is it called?" Aladdin: [singing] I'm eventually getting married! [Laughing]My two favorite nooses! You can put people to death for what goes on in the best versions of this joke! The kid starts spinning around in a circle cause he can't control it. Duchess: Now that will do, honey. Toulouse: Get her, Berlioz! O'Malley: Uh-huh, yeah. But I'm a mouse! Amelia: And he's going about itall the wrong way. Beau Weaver: From moviesto magical vacations. Duchess: Say, what brings you two here? Georges Hautecourt: Yes, yes! Mother's going towork for Mr. O'Malley. Abigail: A roue. And then the rest of the band's gonna jump up and we're gonna sing "Shine Your Shoes, Shine Your Shoes." Scat Cat:Hold it, cats! That guy's dynamite. She plays Chopin's third movement, in B minor. Oh! From the theater.to your living room. She'd always say that we'rethe greatest treasure she could own. Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. 2005. Someone call the cops and Ill sneak out. So dysfunctional, it defies description. I hit her with an ax handle, burn her c*nt with a curling iron, put a fish hook through my cock, f*** her, kill her, and take a sh*t on her dead body! That was something. Hold on, Kyle. Duchess, it's wonderfulto have you all back. (offscreen)Four. WebThe Aristocrats, a documentary by magician/comic Penn Gillette and comedian Paul Provenza, follows the genesis of "the filthiest joke ever told." [Roquefort runs to the trunk and works on the combination lock. O'Malley: It sure was,and what a finale. Gee, I'm cold and I'm w-wet. Napoleon: Hush your mouth, you idiot. Voice-over: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue! The family jumps. Whee! Duchess:Berlioz, come back here. Kittens? Uncle Waldo: [Screaming]Abigail! I'm afraid it was justthe imagination of an old lady. I think it's wrong I've done a lot of PSA's do NOT f*** your family. This joke may contain profanity. It says here. Only for those aged 17 and older. Kittens! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Well, as you know, my friend,I have no living relatives,and naturally, I wantmy beloved catsto be alwayswell whatever cared for. [ Sighing ]Gee, I'm gonna miss them too. Edgar was in it. Champagne,dancing the night away. This family, mother, father, four kids. Duchess: Another flight intothe fantasy, Monsieur O'Malley? . Robbers! Edgar Balthazar: Cats inherit first! My bad. Duchess:[offscreen]And, wham, when weneeded you, you were right there. I'm not at home at all. Lafayette:How come you always grabthe tender part for yourself, man? This joke typically has these elementsalternative versions may change this form. Doug Stanhope: And I stick my cock in her ass [pantomines holding his penis] It's like a shillelaigh, it's all knotted with boils and fibrous tumors. The joke has a simple setup: A family visits a talent agent to pitch him on a new act. Mark Elliott: This summer, live the adventure. Please,let me explain. 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